Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 17, 2024

…..with mint jelly.

In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?

Baa-dum-sss.

When Mary had a little lamb, the labor and delivery doctor was surprised…

When Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctor died of shock!

Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that’s on the lamb?

He’s a small medium at large.

Dinner recently with two dishes; one w/ Lamb and one w/ Rabbit.

The waitress asked which one I liked better. I pointed to the rabbit dish and said, “This one, by a hare”.

With the “late great Hannibal Lecter”

I’ve heard that some unsatisfied customers/patrons become the …

Special of the Day.

Better than scrambled eggs with a side of brain.

There’s gotta be a trump joke here, oh! that’s right, he got elected, so the jokes on us, the American People.

I heard there’d be Fava beans.

Not elephant steak? Oh, right…not that Hannibal’s.

“Silence of the Lamb Chops” … when Shari Lewis got laryngitis.

It’s closed. Hannibal Lector is at Mar A Lago picking out a cabinet post.

“hannibal lector-remeember him? great guy” (djt rally)

Would you like fries with that?

Do not order the long pork roast.

Did you see Trump there since he was fascinated with Hannibal Lecter during his campaign?