Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 16, 2024

Real or imagined?

The Guinness World Record for the largest speeding fine was given to a Swedish motorist in 2010: FineThe motorist was fined £180,000, or $223,700, for driving 137 km/h (85 mph) in a 80 km/h (50 mph) zone.As of 2021, according to publicly available information, there is no listed Guinness World Record for the most speeding tickets; the Guinness Book of World Records does not currently track this category, and it’s unlikely any individual has officially attempted to set a record for the most speeding tickets.

Whatcha up to kid?

Much higher than you will ever achieve in yours or my lifetimes! Give me the keys, NOW!

Just ask Sammy Hagar.

Giving? Whatever the record is, the cops around here are trying to break it.

My cousin got a ticket for doing 110 in a 55.

He looks young, so is he asking for a goal to set or has he set it already?

The Guinness World Record for the largest speeding fine is held by a Swiss motorist who was fined $290,000 (£180,000) in 2010. The driver was caught driving 85 mph in a 50 mph zone in a village near St. Gallen.

Yeah, that’s the question Dad wanted to hear.

Seek and ye shall fined.

A college friend came in one day and said he got a ticket for doing 2-1/3 times the speed limit. I said “70 in a 30?” He said no. I said “35 in a 15?” That was it.

Guiness does NOT give records for illegal activities. There are plenty of places on the Internet for that. Many “qualifying videos” wind up as evidence in court.

Just know there’s reward for achieving that record.

The last thing a father wants to hear.

I knew a guy who had so many, it was cheaper to pay a lawyer than to pay the tickets.