FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 06, 2024

the woman will be dead in no time ….

A navy seal would be able to solve this problem.

“been there, done that”

This is why I always followed my checklist when I was a pilot. Things have to be done in the correct sequence.

Barbarian leader addressing his troops: remember guys, this time pillage and plunder before burning.

I’d use a tea-kettle and steam them open. (Not that I’ve ever done anything that dumb myself, let alone many times over.)

I’m surprised that Peter is okay with Roger mailing misinformation to relatives that may be long dead and buried!

This is getting unfunnier every day.

Of course there’s no x-acto knife to be found; Andy Roger-proofed the home soon after Peter was born.

What kind of job could Roger possibly hold?

Also put your socks on BEFORE the shoes

I had my cards in the mail two days before Thanksgiving. And I’ve gotten “thank yous” since then.

N card is better than the cards he wrote!

This man should not be allowed to use sharp tools…. or a pencil.

I’ve been known to seal envelopes before stuffing them. Well, not before stuffing them, because I end up having to throw them out and start over.

…and bring some Band-Aids while you’e at it

There are reasons why Andy always does the Christmas cards. And the number of reasons is increasing the longer Roger works at this.

Steam from a tea pot will undo that seal.