Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 07, 2024

Do you sell to miners?

He’ll be a big deal in a few thousand years.

How old is that cash register, anyhow???!!!

Aww No Phar-0

Tut tut tut for even trying.

King Tut day was Nov 4.

I wonder if Old Oasis is anything like Olde Frothingslosh?

Wait until he gets to pharaoh status and puts a curse on the old dude

So you dare disobey little king eh. Has ya lost your head? Oh waits you gonna lose it now.

Tsk-tsk tut-tut, Tut.

Lord Carnarvon financed the expedition that eventually found Tut’s tomb. His castle was later used for the outside and library shots of Downton Abbey. And is in Hertfordshire, not Yorkshire.

“ You must be joking?”

“ Nope, boy king.”

Now walk like an Egyptian out of here.

I Sphinx he’s in deNile.

Tomb soon.