Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for October 31, 2024

Never let it be said that his boss gives no quarter.

Without pay, of course.

Oh how kind of you! Don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back for your generosity.

Don’t mention it. You can come in fifteen minutes early tomorrow to clean this joint up before your shift begins.

Next day..Norm puts a real big spider in her lunch bag.

Hey, fifteen minutes is fifteen minutes!

Usually this is done in a 30-minute “meeting”, so it’s five-fifteen by the time you get your “reward”.

Quick—somebody give me some eggs and TP!

So generous.

Probably not the type of reward Norm wanted.