Yeah sure, but the closest I can get is a neighbourhood shopper.
I don’t think there’s anything to fetch anymore, but maybe Webster can get the digital version using wi-fi and recite it to you. It certainly won’t take long.
Oil stains on the carpet and dead batteries on lawn.
The closest thing I get to a newspaper anymore is one of those loose piles of glossy advertisements…
But will the newspaper be chewed up and wet?
MeanBob Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Yeah sure, but the closest I can get is a neighbourhood shopper.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 13 hours ago
I don’t think there’s anything to fetch anymore, but maybe Webster can get the digital version using wi-fi and recite it to you. It certainly won’t take long.
BLUEBONNETS Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Oil stains on the carpet and dead batteries on lawn.
ChessPirate about 8 hours ago
The closest thing I get to a newspaper anymore is one of those loose piles of glossy advertisements…
uniquename about 7 hours ago
But will the newspaper be chewed up and wet?