Yeah sure, but the closest I can get is a neighbourhood shopper.
I don’t think there’s anything to fetch anymore, but maybe Webster can get the digital version using wi-fi and recite it to you. It certainly won’t take long.
Oil stains on the carpet and dead batteries on lawn.
The closest thing I get to a newspaper anymore is one of those loose piles of glossy advertisements…
But will the newspaper be chewed up and wet?
MeanBob Premium Member 15 days ago
Yeah sure, but the closest I can get is a neighbourhood shopper.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 15 days ago
I don’t think there’s anything to fetch anymore, but maybe Webster can get the digital version using wi-fi and recite it to you. It certainly won’t take long.
BLUEBONNETS Premium Member 14 days ago
Oil stains on the carpet and dead batteries on lawn.
ChessPirate 14 days ago
The closest thing I get to a newspaper anymore is one of those loose piles of glossy advertisements…
uniquename 14 days ago
But will the newspaper be chewed up and wet?