FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 07, 1996

Transcript:

Jason: I should go to work for Hallmark or something. I wrote the mushiest poem ever for mom's mother's day card. I'm trying to butter her up so she'll buy me a bigger hard drive. I used the word "love" eight times in one sentence. That's why I hid it in my math book. If the guys at school saw it, I'd be abused forever. Peter: I see that you hid it really well in your math book. Jason: Aiiee! Where is it?!?