FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 12, 1996

Transcript:

Roger: Wow - feel it today! Andy: Roger, I don't want to feel your beard, ok?! Roger: But it's poofier! Feel... Andy: I don't care how poofy it is, I don't like it! Look, Roger, some men look good in a beard...some men look great in a beard...some men are positively irresistible in a beard...but you -... Roger: I'm not positively irresistible? Andy: I can't speak for female sea urchins, of course, but -...