FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 23, 1996

Transcript:

Peter: Denise, thank goodness you're finally here! Denise: Aw, shucks. Peter: Seriously, the only people who've shown up so far are the 10,000 freshmen my sister secretly invited! This party is in desperate need of some upper-classman blood! Denise: What's wrong with freshmen? Freshman boy: Excuse me, but I've got a major league bet going - is this punch made with Kool Aid or Hi-C? Peter: It's kind of hard to explain, without sounding cruel. Denise: I'd say Hi-C.