Working It Out by Charlos Gary for November 13, 2024

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    Zykoic  9 days ago

    Interviewed with a company and there was a drug test. There were several candidates at the nurse’s station. One poor guy could not pee. The nurse kept lecturing him to drink more water and relax.

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    Totalloser Premium Member 9 days ago

    My answer to that question on interviews:Q) Are you willing to take a drug test..A) Yes, I’ll need to study for a day or two since I haven’t taken any of the new drugs

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 days ago

    “ Can I come back in a month?”

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    bilbrlsn  8 days ago

    I had a pot-smoking, crank-snorting alcoholic friend who was a truck driver with a constantly changing employment situation.

    He was constantly being required to take drug tests and never failed one.

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    ferddo  8 days ago

    In the early days of random drug tests at work, we had a boss who would “randomly” pick among the same three guys (out of a group of twenty) over and over again. I overheard one of them answer, when the boss told him that he was picked for yet another random drug test, “sure, hold out your hand”…

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    sincavage05  8 days ago

    I need 48 hours max, that’s how long it takes the mask to work!

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