Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 14, 2024

I’d wager dinner is booked

I’m guessing raw, Andy

Charlie, it ain’t HIS cash he’s wagering!

With ketchup.

Hopefully with a pint or two or three for Andy.

I got the horse right here,

The name is Paul Revere

And here’s the guy that says if the weather’s clear…

A bowler soup.

Very tasty with the leather sweat band.

Today, November 14, is our new King’s birthday. Happy birthday, Charlie.

Red or white wine with a trilby?

Unless it is a" Paddock" bet there’s no such thing .

Death, taxes and Andy jobless, a dead cert. All else called GAMBLING.

With Andy constantly guzzling down ales in the pub, what money does he have for betting?? Unless he borrows it, of course.

Just call Andy “Dum Dum” because he’s such a sucker.

Boiled.

Bite! How about as is?

Andy should give it to him as an enema.

Sadly, it’s probably on a par with most of the tips that Andy gets.

Races at Epsom tend to add salt to the wound…..

Andy got screwed again…….

Chalkie will make up for the lost.

Actually the horse was a winner, but Andy betting on him made it a loser.

If there was any certainty in it, it wouldn’t be gambling

He likely won’t be around for a while.

Flo: Where did we go on holiday last year?

Andy: Yer mums.

Flo: Where did your bookie go?

Andy: Hawaii.

Flo: Think about that!