Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 12, 2024

Next one, back seat driver?

Are we there yet???

“I gotta go to the bathroom!”

*"Billy’s touching me!"

Are we there yet?I want a drink/snack!I have to pee!You’re driving too fast.Turn left here, I know a shortcut..Shut the window/open the window.

Fasten your seatbelt, or this car is going nowhere.

I get car sick in the back seat. ( I win!)

We used to call “deathseat.”

Yes, we were young and stupid. Most of us made it here.

Is that where you are sitting or is that what you are carrying?

OH NO!! a “trigger” word ………………………….

Among my siblings, it came down to the first one who declared “Up front! By the window! By myself!” Won the shotgun seat …!

( thought I’d never say that again )

“What are you talking about? You’re driving!”