I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
codycab about 6 hours ago
Yep! It’s all Jon’s fault for making Garfield diet.
BigDaveGlass about 6 hours ago
The Arbuckle stops here .
minky momo about 5 hours ago
well that’s true
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Gabriel Iglesias said much the same thing, “I’m Sorry for What I Said While I Was Hungry.”
Purple People Eater about 4 hours ago
Dear Santa,
I heard a song on the radio the other day that said you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that mean that you are omnipresent? The song went on to say that you know wen we’re asleep. Does that imply omniscience? And, finally, the song said that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgments? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these claims?
kendavis09 about 4 hours ago
Don’t forget what you do to the poochy dog all the time.
Ron Dunn Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Or as Sally Brown said “just send money 10’s and 20’s”
constantine48 about 2 hours ago
I plan on cutting down on desserts after Christmas. If I remember.
Bigfieldnutsfan(big Nate + Garfield + peanuts) about 2 hours ago
What will Santa to, Garfield
LawrenceS about 2 hours ago
Has a Garfield diet ever lasted as long as 24 hours?
2AndFour about 2 hours ago
A week without lasagna can drive a cat into madness.
ʲᔆ about 2 hours ago
cat’s a better typist than I am :\
win.45mag about 1 hour ago
The cry of the left….I’m not responsible……..
Goat from PBS 13 minutes ago
Or when it’s a Monday. That gets rough.