FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 24, 1997

Transcript:

Peter: You mop 24 theatres, and what do you get? Ooo - a red gummi bear. Well, boss, I cleaned up after the big nacho fight so it wouldn't dry into the seats overnight. Man: Good. Peter: I checked to make sure the bathrooms have plenty of T.P. for tomorrow. Man: Good. Peter: I took the trash out through the back door, rather than through the mall. Man: Good. Peter: And I rememvered to turn off the popcorn machine. Man: Well done, Peter! It took all summer, but you've finally gotten the hang of this job! Peter: Um... Man: What's this? Peter: My two weeks' notice. Man: Of course.