Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2024

Don’t think Phoebe still won’t tell every unicorn.

For six years has the mystery of how Marigold ate that bowl of wax apples gone unsolved. She must’ve been very hungry, wanted to rid her mouth of a bad taste, or something.

I wouldn’t say unicorns perfected them. Some humans are so good at secrets, that even when they’re exposed, everyone still acts like no one knows.

“Flowers are the things we grow, Secrets are the things we know, Learn from us, very much, look at us but do not touch , Phaedra is my name” Was Phaedra a Unicorn?

So THAT’s what Dracula meant when he said that men are miserable little piles of secrets, huh?

Figures that creatures who normally don’t wear clothes aren’t big on secrets.