Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for November 07, 2024

I once heard tell of a mother who had taken her 4-year-old daughter into the doctor’s office for a shot. The little girl saw the loaded syringe intended for her, and started screaming “No no no no!” Her mom leaned over and said “Honey, that’s not polite.”The girl kept screaming but switched to “No thank you! No thank you! No thank you!”

Social graces are highly “outdated”.

…..usually works!!!!!

Could you get rid of the bogus goatee?

I told him “Thank You, Go Take a Flying Leap.” and hung up.