La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 18, 2024

In every spy movie, it’s never the good guys demanding your papers.

I wanted to emigrate, but just learned NOWHERE will be a safe place from the coming “Stupidity Tsunami” I am so glad I am old, and have most thoroughly enjoyed a life of freedom to do what I wanted when I was younger.

We tried to warn everyone…they did not listen. Welcome to the land of the controlled.

Four more years of comics about a lost election? OMFG It’s Bush v. Gore all over again.

My only goals are either leave this stupid country before 2028 or stay alive long enough just to vote against the d*mb orange convicted felon in 2028.

And the rest of the world too.

Never have understood why a rapist and traitor who is the biggest coward in the history of the United States and the biggest crybaby in the history of crybabies is popular…..

tRUMP WILL SOON BE BACK IN POWER. HE WILL SLASH THE FUNDING BEING WASTED ON HELPING PEOPLE AND PUT IT TO USE FOR HURTING PEOPLE! THAT’S THE WAY WE DO THINGS IN A CHRISTOFASCIST NATION!

Unfortunately this comic today is so true. The incoming Fuhrer said he’s going to declare a national emergency when they begin rounding up people to be put in deportation camps. And don’t think it’s just going to be undocumented immigrants either. He’s coming for anyone that is brown and has legal status here

I wondered why the incoming jerk picked so many incompetent/inappropriate people for his cabinet but the answer is obvious: he’s limiting his picks to republicans who kiss his b*tt.

That was an easy one to write before the election!

“Maybe”???

No, it isn’t over. We’ve faced this sort of adversity before, and defeated it. Once more unto the breech…

 Germany 1945 • Postmortem

— From Pastor Martin Niemoeller

They first came for the Communists and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.

Then they came for the Jews and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew.

Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Catholics and I didn’t speak up because I was a Protestant.

Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.

 USA 2025 • Premortem

They first came for the illegal immigrants and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t an illegal immigrant.

Then they came for the liberal media and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a media person, let alone a liberal.

[rest of the story remains to be written]