Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 22, 2024

And the horizontal stripes will make her look even frumpier.

What’s the best color to compliment her green skin?

What if you go to a store that doesn’t have a Frumpy Department?

But… she wears the same thing Every Dam Day. Plus, if a guy tells a clerk he wants to buy a dress “for a friend”, she knows it’s almost always for himself. So prepare for shop gossip.

Gaylord, sometimes you are SO astute!

Frumpy works for Broomie.

Don’t let Broomie hear you say that!

Every store should have that department.

Good sales lady, she knows how to fill in the blanks.

Get her a scarf instead.

Poor Broomy…to think she not thought of in a good light…