The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 19, 2024

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    codycab  about 1 month ago

    How far in the future are we talking?

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    oldpine52  about 1 month ago

    He should have bought the fortune cookies.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And this will cost you other 30 bucks.

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    zzeek  about 1 month ago

    I had more faith in my old Magic 8 Ball than I do fortune tellers.

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    Zykoic  about 1 month ago

    Madam Slusati

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Here it come. Buckle up.

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    nosirrom  about 1 month ago

    I’ll give it to you straight. Your MIL is moving in permanently.

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    pat sandy creator about 1 month ago

    Brutus should look for another fortune teller!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Shouldn’t have said anything Brutus .

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    that fortune thing may be for her instead of you Brutus. :J

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    CorkLock  about 1 month ago

    Brutus – Madame Slushka is after you – err your money.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Pull your head out and get to work, and it could happen.

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    Just-me  about 1 month ago

    Should have saved your money Brutus.

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    I don’t think you can handle the truth from her, Brutus.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 1 month ago

    While Thorny was distracted by Madame Slushka fortune tale, she slipped her hand into Thorny’s pocket, fished out his wallet and relieved him of all his money.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago

    As usual with Brutus he goes one bridge too far. He would have walked away happy but for the last question. Better hold on Brutus. This could be rough.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    The comment in the second panel was probably ill-advised, Brutus.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    When she said that he immediately knew she was fake.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    And why is he going to a fortune teller anyway, does he really want to pay someone to tell him his life sucks.

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    Should have gone with the fortune cookies. However, “a fool and his money are soon parted” comes to mind…..

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    A fool and his money are soon parted especially when you go to a fortune teller

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    s_krumpe  about 1 month ago

    shoulda quit while you were ahead, Brutus

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    Strawberry King  about 1 month ago

    He should’ve shook the magic 8 ball instead.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 month ago

    the guy who lives next door to our veggie patch with his skittish wife is an acupuncturist by trade and we can tell that his business is doing well because he only has to moonlight as a fortune teller in sapporo on thursdays… ☺

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