The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 20, 2024

I believe they are even.

Why can’t they just stay away already?

But the Dr trumps out, he will get paid!

Don’t make any rash decisions, Brutus.

Proctologist – “Your check came back”. Me – “Well, the pain in my as_ just returned as well, so there’s that”.

Drs. only practice medicine. If they preformed medicine they would surely promote it that way and perhaps, charge even more.

Touché Brutus.

I bet the doctor has had a rash of bad checks.

Ha! Not unusual…..cream after cream doesn’t fix anything….

Did he stop payment or was it insufficient funds?

LOL

switch to calamine lotion…

what does that mean… did the check not went through or something. guess that rash enjoyed being with Brutus. maybe he should find a better way to not be so enjoyable to be around. :}

This was an age old problem. After antibiotics, steroids, and secret potions failed, they now have immune suppressants.

Something tells me that the doc will not be willing to call it even and let it go. But that’s what he gets for going to a doctor named Stoner. Sounds like he could be a George Carlin or Cheech and Chong character!

Good retort but there is never any guarantee with medical services. Pay up Brutus……

Attaboy Brutus…..attaboy you tell them……….

I don’t use cheques any more.

Just for that he’s gonna upgrade your rash to leprosy.

health care is the only field I know where they get paid whether or not they fix the problem

Sounds even.

Luckily it’s not hives

This is a knockoff of a very old joke by Henny Youngman, King of the One-Liners. R.I.P.

If only that’s the way it really worked.

ba dum tss

You have to go back, Brutus, but this time you must pre-pay.

SNORK!!! I wish we could do this in real life…

Check? What is this check book thing? Haven’t seen anyone who takes them for at least 20 years.

Score one point for Brutus!

I usually call the number on the bill from their billing department and take care of it over the phone, get the reference number for the transaction, write it down on the bill mailed to me then file it. Sometimes I do get an emailed receipt so that gets filed away too.