The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 03, 2024

All Gnus, All the Time

He should have gnu better.

Bad gnus on the radio.

No bad gnus is good gnus.

Not to worry. Traffic is herd immunity.

Breakfast and the morning gnus

Sounds like a good day to work from home

In other gnus, the President has been acting up again.

I wonder if it was Susy? If you gnu Susy like I gnu Susy?

Just stay in and order some Uber Eats of maybe some Pizza……..

And wear sunscreen, folks. The Serengeti sun is hot enough to wildebeest.

It’s a jungle out there.

Haven’t seen ‘gnu’ in a while. All the recent nature shows call them wildebeest’

A good day to stay inside.

Whoa! And I thought my morning commute was tough.

Definitely a good day to linger over the morning coffee.

Good for them for keeping up with the gnus.

I also recall this limerick from a joke book for kids that I had a long, long time ago:

One day I went to the zoo,

For I wanted to see the old gnu.

But the old gnu was dead,

And the new gnu, they said,

Was too new a gnu to be viewed.

just a typical gnus day…

My daily commute sounds a whole lot easier by comparison.

Typical morning traffic on the Serengeti.