Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 02, 2024

I didn’t see that coming

Well there is the whole vampire thing and turning Santa into one every once in a while but-

Oh wait wrong series.

Cool!

Going the Tim Allen ,“The Santa Clause” route it seems.

“By the power invested in me by Sears and Roebuck, I hereby dub thee Santa, the Claus. Here’s your costume and fake beard. You may want to have it cleaned first to remove the stains…”

Not the first time Mrs. Claus has been portrayed in a villainous role.

Historically “Santa” (derived from “Saint”) is the title.

Ohhh, this is going to be a very long arc.

Honestly, don’t they teach you kids ANYTHING at school?

I thought it had to do with the Burgermeister Meisterburger...It’s an awesome responsibility one your the First to Maker to the King

Next he’s going to tell them that Elves don’t really bake cookies in trees.

Time to get out the popcorn machine!

St Nickolas was an early bishop of Geek descent from the maritime city of Patara in Anatolia. (Turkey) once provided for the poor and sick. He is now the basis for the popular character of Santa Claus.

This should be an interesting explanation!

I hope the boys at least get an honorary Elfship after this, or maybe a bump up on the nice list with a few “hall passes.”

Is Krampus going to make an appearance?

The REAL Santa is actually Saint Nicholas, and we are all his “helpers”. Jesus doesn’t need new socks or underwear (or an Xbox or whatever the Toy Du Jour may be…) so we give them to one another in His honor. St Nicholas’ Day is December 6th.

Caesar was originally a name that became a title, so why not.