Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 29, 2024

She’s sore too

Today is Black Friday. Is it called that to symbolize the commercialization and consumerism of Christmas?

He probably wrenched his back picking up a pint.

…. and lie down on another one. Just try shrug

Try lying on your stomach for a change.

No sympathy from Flo. But. That’s the ebb and Flo of the day.

Flash a few quid and see if he can get up to go to the pub.

Flo said sofa but I thought it was a Chesterfield? ARTIST Joseph Mallord William Turner (J. M. W. Turner) copy/reproduction/print on wall

Why is Capp in a white shirt. Flo behind on laundry again. Andy can’t go to the pub in white. Where is his yellow lucking cadging shirt?

Get your bum off the couch!

He’s daft if he thinks he’s going to get sympathy from the likes of her!

That’s the hardest thing for Andy to do…..next leaving the pub!!

Too bad the canals don’t have water jets…..

Then off to the pub it is.

It’s probably couch begs.

Have Flo crack a beer in the kitchen…straighten your azz RIGHT up!!

Maybe you’re right, there’s a bed upstairs. Great idea Flo.

I’m pretty sure there is a sizeable dip of the shape of your body in the couch cushions that is causing your backache.

Watched “Gremlins” yesterday. There’s a scene where the titular monsters trash a bar. If Jack thinks having Andy in his pub is bad, can you imagine how he’d react to gremlins in the Rose and Crown?

Tremendous doses of alcohol