Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 27, 2024

As God is my whitness I thought turkeys could fly

Life in the castle is a little better.

Freedom isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.

It isn’t (always so) easy. It isn’t (all so) safe. It isn’t (always all that) free.

Freedom ain’t come for free ya knows. You gotta pays the price for it.

Can’t you just see Janis Joplin singing her heart out as she belts out…“Freedom is just another word for nothin’ left to lose, Nothin’, don’t mean nothin’ hon’ if it ain’t free, no-no”.

….better on the home front!!!!

How we all feel sometimes…don’t watch the news.

The “pardonee” can not resend a pardon, only the “pardonor”.

But they were “mostly peaceful” rioters.

wild turkeys can.

WKRP in Cincinnati!

Looks like they are all deep frying turkeys (frozen ones).

When being dinner is better than surviving…

It must be Id.

Don’t blame you!

Just call the King a “Fink,” that’ll do it!

Must have seen visions of 01/20/25, the country is burning.

Straight to the oven then

The Bible actually discusses what to do when a slave doesn’t want to leave his master.