The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 03, 2024

If you put up a red light, you could get a clown fish (except Nemo, of course)

Lipstick, eyelashes. Where are the pearls?

That is very lazy.

They both look like female anglerfish. Males are a parasitic lump.

One red light (district) is enough.

Something fishy here!

A deep sea fangly fish!

Get your bait lit or you’ll starve.

He’s doing the white light decorations this year.

Thanks for the giggles this morning, Scott!

Deep-Season’s Greetings!

And, curiously, I had a girlfriend who once made that suggestion… Still seems fishy to me.

Cue the Wallflowers’ “One Headlight.”

BAAAAAAH! Humbug

No sardines for you!

“Old Marley was not only as dead as a door nail, he was sleeping with the fishes.”

Well, she’s OK, but Alyson Hannigan is really hot at Band Camp.

He’ll be in trouble with the HOA.

Oh come on, it’s only a clip on.

If I finds the battery door, I putting in a cupla AA’s to lights him up.

I’d tell him to put on an ugly christmas sweater, but I think he’s got ugly covered.

They should go to the South Pacific where the plankton glows with bioluminescence. Instant sparkly light vibe.

Sea-son of good will?

Where’s your Christmas spirit, Charlie?