A Repairman dies and goes to Hell. He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor is jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish, and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s up? The Devil says, “Things are great down here since you sent us A Repairman.” “What?” says God. “A Repairman? I didn’t send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.” The Devil responds, “No way. We want to keep our repairman. We like him.” God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!” The Devil laughs. “Where are you going to get a lawyer?”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 1 month ago
Must be one helluva AC unit!
But that 9th circle does need to remain frozen… else that might lead to all hell breaking out …
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Here’s the problem. You got it set too low!
Ida No about 1 month ago
Can’t take the heat, stay out of the… you know the rest.
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
Your freon is low and illegal to replace.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
Who knew? Will the repairman leave this hot box or is he there to stay?
John M about 1 month ago
A Repairman dies and goes to Hell. He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor is jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish, and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s up? The Devil says, “Things are great down here since you sent us A Repairman.” “What?” says God. “A Repairman? I didn’t send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.” The Devil responds, “No way. We want to keep our repairman. We like him.” God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!” The Devil laughs. “Where are you going to get a lawyer?”