Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 04, 2024

well, with a husband of 7 seconds attention span, probably you need one every 3 ft indeed shrug just saying

Maybe is the squirrel was dressed as Santa, instead of a French-Canadian lumberjack…

Can the squirrel read?

Maybe the Feds got him.

New York state probably captured and executed him, like “peanut”.

Katy is desperate to get her squirrel back.

I suspect a farsighted female squirrel kidnapped him for a husband!?!

David Coup De Ville: “Alright you screwballs! Ready to sing your song? Melvin? Salmon? Salvatore?”

Salmon and Salvatore: “Yeah, yeah! Let’s do dis!” “Hurry up!”

David: “Melvin? You ready? Get outta the bathroom! Mel-vinn? MELLLL-VIN!”

Melvin: “SHADDUP ALREADY! I was texting my girl!”

Dah dun de dun – daah duh – dah dun de dun daah duh…

“Sherman, Sherman, where’d you go?

We miss you prancing – to and fro!

Hurry Sherman, Get home fast,

Cause Christmas-time won’t last!

Our Xmas cheer has flown the coop,

They don’t make a tiny hula hoop,

And onion rings won’t take the strain,

Of hip circles done in refrain,”

David: “Pretty good boys. Salmon, Salvatore. Melvin, you were flat.”

Melvin: “I’ll knock you flat, old man! And take your watch! Don’t you look at me!“

It went downhill from there.

And he’s not holding the Christmas tree

How many trees did you kill in the process?

The suspected thief can’t read signs.

The day before Thanksgiving Katy was saying some of the cooking smelled like dead squirrel.

Both kids often spend their time proving courage against fear. Tough lumberjack image. Could explain much.