Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for December 06, 2024

Gift card. Let HER decide.

Gift Card Con: Significant other feels you don’t regard him / her as worth the effort of a meaningful gift.

Gift Con: You buy the wrong size, color, or style or something useless. You are in idiot who doesn’t know her / him at all.

D@mned if you do, d@mned if you don’t.

Why don’t you try making Barb a present instead?

Bull whip

Tank is good at shouldering a clear path for Barb through the Black Friday crowds

There was once a DH named Walt Williams who was so short and squat his nickname was “No Neck”.

He found late career success with Chicagoi White Sox after drifting around for years.

During spring training game against New York Mets, he took heavy ribbing about the name—then he hit a long double off the wall.Casey Stengel says—“None of my men can hit that wall and they all got necks”

Let’s run Tank through the china shop…

Spa day would be a nice idea.

A Tank in a china shop has even more maneuverability issues than a bull.

Mythbusters proved that axiom to be false, right along with waving a red flag would incite the bull