Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 04, 2024

What would it take to get a guy like you entombed in this model today.. ?

I thought they were all bespoke.

Those guys morphed into politicians, or used car salesmen!!!

Think of the total lack of utility those monuments represent.

Wait, not true. They helped make “The History Channel” what it is today.

pyramid scam

Go for it! What’s an extra thousand piastres per month for the rest of eternity? You can afford it!

If you have to ask how much it costs, you can’t afford it.

“…and for your eternal salvation you want the host with the most. Buy Nabisco” If anyone knows where that is from give me a shoutout!

think they have pretty much come to conclusion that they are not burial sites, and actually saying some sort of power grid now, because of different chemicals found in each one

Huh. The bricks are seamless.

It was all funded with crypto.

You’ll be singing a different tomb.

optimist’s takeaway: Eternal Comfort

Mummies to the left of me, mummies to the right of me…..

And if you act now we’ll throw in a curse upon anyone who dares violate sanctity of your tomb.

That is one GREAT salesman!

What about the door cam for grave robbers?