The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 04, 2024

Must have been at commercials.

Looks like it wasn’t just the words that slipped from Brutus.

Sleepwatching.

My daughter asks me if I’m watching the TV. Sometimes I turn it off because I’m really not watching it.

I was checking the spelling in my dream dictionary

Hey, did you change the subject?

You was out for the count.

It takes him five minutes for the dialogue to register.

go back to sleep, Brutus…

watching while resting his eyes again

That is an annoyance I have to deal with. The last was when watching an episode of Myth Busters, I woke up as the program came to credits. I missed the entire section I wanted to watch. Dam

Wasn’t that great anyway was it Brutus ?

I am irritated when I realize I have been hearing his crap shows with commercials while in any other room and find he is asleep. At that point I usually change the channel to Turner Classic so no commercials and sometimes he will watch when he wakes up.

Brutus listens very sloowly.

Maybe you dozed off, Brutus?

hate it when that happens. when you doze off, you listen to every word only to find out it was from different shows mixed into one… which can make for an interesting story when you think about it. :D

Got a little cat nap, it would seem and when you snooze, you lose…..

Gladys, it was a silent movie.

Burn Brutus. You fell asleep, admit it

She gotcha again Brutus…….

About the only thing I watch LIVE anymore are college sports and the weather forecast. Sports with the sound turned down [mostly] because they spend too much time talking about other sports news than the event you’re watching or ‘pimping’ upcoming sport events. Most of the time I wouldn’t notice if you changed the channel – but there is only me to please. lol

He’s a slow hanger.

Oh my this is my story. Except I always fall asleep! Whenever the Blue Jackets, Guardians or Cavs are playing on the West Coast I invariably fall asleep and miss the ending. Then I wake up and have to ask Alexa who won!

Brutus: Zzzzz Gladys Click click click Brutus: Zzzz LOL

It happens to everyone eventually.

Back to Dreamland for you, Bru.