It wouldn’t matter anyway if it was one – most of the religious zealots/preachers/evangelicals don’t practice what the Bible says anyway – they just in it for themselves and cloak themselves in the text and pretend to care/have faith, etc.
Last I heard, between the Catholics, the Protestants, and the Jewish, there are three separate versions of the 10 commandments. It’s a shame that “accept that which is different” isn’t in there anywhere.
Hello Everyone about 6 hours ago
It should be a commandment!
Ratkin Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Half the commenters on Non Sequitur would become violators.
Scorpio Premium Member about 6 hours ago
It wouldn’t matter anyway if it was one – most of the religious zealots/preachers/evangelicals don’t practice what the Bible says anyway – they just in it for themselves and cloak themselves in the text and pretend to care/have faith, etc.
Can't Sleep about 5 hours ago
I’d be happy if we could just enforce the “thou shalt not lie” commandment. Especially with politicians.
blunebottle about 5 hours ago
No, you gotta keep it to ten. You know we only have ten fingers.
jaydogg187 about 5 hours ago
One might argue that the Bible itself is one giant trolling device.
braindead Premium Member about 5 hours ago
None of those apply if you’re a Stable Genius.
Or have money.
194919671982 about 5 hours ago
Yea, well DUH! God was just a little ahead of his time you know!
sergioandrade Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Was on the third tablet that Mel Brooks dropped in “History of the World Part I”.
HidariMak about 4 hours ago
Last I heard, between the Catholics, the Protestants, and the Jewish, there are three separate versions of the 10 commandments. It’s a shame that “accept that which is different” isn’t in there anywhere.
c001 about 2 hours ago
As everybody knows, the XI commandment is “Thou shalt not get caught”.
cracker65 about 1 hour ago
I like George Carlins one the best. Keep thine religion to thine self.
Egrayjames about 1 hour ago
I’ve always said the XI Commandment was ‘’Never underestimate the Power of Sarcasm’’. It really sheds a new light on the first ten.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 25 minutes ago
I’d take that one over the taking the name in vain one. The world would be a nicer and happier place.
Free or Not? Premium Member 7 minutes ago
Oh, So then God DOES exist according to Miller.Thanks for acknowledging the truth.
So, let’s all observe the ten commandments!