Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2024

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    Hello Everyone  about 6 hours ago

    It should be a commandment!

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    Half the commenters on Non Sequitur would become violators.

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    It wouldn’t matter anyway if it was one – most of the religious zealots/preachers/evangelicals don’t practice what the Bible says anyway – they just in it for themselves and cloak themselves in the text and pretend to care/have faith, etc.

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    Can't Sleep  about 5 hours ago

    I’d be happy if we could just enforce the “thou shalt not lie” commandment. Especially with politicians.

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    blunebottle  about 5 hours ago

    No, you gotta keep it to ten. You know we only have ten fingers.

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    jaydogg187  about 5 hours ago

    One might argue that the Bible itself is one giant trolling device.

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    braindead Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    None of those apply if you’re a Stable Genius.

    Or have money.

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    194919671982  about 5 hours ago

    Yea, well DUH! God was just a little ahead of his time you know!

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    Was on the third tablet that Mel Brooks dropped in “History of the World Part I”.

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    HidariMak  about 4 hours ago

    Last I heard, between the Catholics, the Protestants, and the Jewish, there are three separate versions of the 10 commandments. It’s a shame that “accept that which is different” isn’t in there anywhere.

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    c001  about 2 hours ago

    As everybody knows, the XI commandment is “Thou shalt not get caught”.

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    cracker65  about 1 hour ago

    I like George Carlins one the best. Keep thine religion to thine self.

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    Egrayjames  about 1 hour ago

    I’ve always said the XI Commandment was ‘’Never underestimate the Power of Sarcasm’’. It really sheds a new light on the first ten.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 25 minutes ago

    I’d take that one over the taking the name in vain one. The world would be a nicer and happier place.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member 7 minutes ago

    Oh, So then God DOES exist according to Miller.Thanks for acknowledging the truth.

    So, let’s all observe the ten commandments!

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