Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 09, 2024

Love it!

Please – no cracks about the adjustments he is making.

Cute tickles might be in progress.

Sweet

That’s just nuts.

We’re all a little nuts around Christmas.

He’s supposed to do it with his jaw

At first glace it looked a bit weird, I thought that groundnut was something else and thought that the comic censors were on leave today!!!

They feel much betyter now!

I mean, you gotta have an off-season job. And there’s nothing to say that you can’t make use of those job skills in-season.

It feels so good, they might become crack addicts.

Does he work on people too? I’d like to make an appointment.

The Chiro Practor.

that looks obscene

When I was a teenager and first heard about nutcrackers, I assumed it was talking about a very different kind of nut…

Sorry, Mark — but growing up surrounded by Mom’s collection of over 200 nutcrackers every Christmas season, I learned one of their defining (and creepier) features were their VERTICAL jaw lines

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but otherwise, a hilarious gag ★★★★☆

Brazil nuts are tough to crack.

What better person to relive back pain but the nut cracker himself…..you should see the waiting list….

He gets to work on ballerinas

Love it! Absolutely priceless. Thanks for the laugh.

So nuts have nuts. They have a ball until that guy shows up and breaks things.

he is a butt-cracker?

And Now ladies and gentleman, The Real Nutcracker

Looks like a pea"nut" to me.

Good one, Mark!!!

There are wallflowers and there are walnuts that are somewhat crazier.

It’s nice to see that he found a job after getting too old for the ballet!