Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 03, 2025

Marigold has done a similar experiment with apples on multiple, sometimes repeated occasions.

Eating food that has been sat on seems like a weird kink.

After what he said, LSH should be called “SMH.”

That whole thing just fell flat for me. :)

I would think sitting on nachos would be a “crumby” think to do! And be quite uncomfortable!

Flattening?…..or “Flatulating?!” (UGH! either way…!)

Some like fast food. Some seem to prefer flat food.

a refined palette? Like really fancy colors? Or a refined palate (as in “palatable”)?

Unicorn cheese nachos

Is this similar to Unicorns farting rainbows?

Before or after the nacho cheese, LSH?

Um, yeah, UNICORNs and all that… but I’m still not eating something one sat on!

Palettes. First me I’ve herd that ca…oh…sorry, just woke up. Cognition comes in around noon.

Sitting on beef to flatten it is supposedly the origin of steak tartare.

Nachos sound pretty good right now…..

Unicorns have sophisticated boards for mixing paints (palettes)? As opposed to sophisticated platforms for shipping goods (pallets) or sophisticated sense of taste (palates)?

I love English…

New theory. MHN is not an imaginary friend along the lines of Calvin and Hobbes per se, but a cat whose owner Phoebe is imagining to be a unicorn. All these other ‘unicorns’ are similarly cats.