JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 03, 2025

Attention spans are short these days. They’ve already moved on.

Admit it Marcy you want an excuse to log back in.

That’s how you get sucked back in, Marcy..

Darlin’, there’s no such thing! It’s like eating ONE potato chip … !

I just use social media to keep up with current events and look at the pictures.

Put your hand in a bucket of water. Take your hand out to see the impression you made.

Relapse Time. Most addicts relapse several times. Do they have a 12 step program for social media?

The “Dead Internet Theory” posits that a vast majority of “engagement” on social media is from bots.

I spend so much time with my girlfriend that I have been neglecting my social media and GoComics friends. Sorry.

Is there a telephone booth in the house?

PHILLY PHACT

Eugene Ormandy,who conducted the Philadelphia Orchestra for almost 50 years, is buried in a tiny church courtyard in the Colonial section—-it was his worship church

And…it’s back down the rabbit hole!

Ah, the old “just one won’t hurt” excuse.

Maybe Marcy’s friends are following her footsteps and staying off social media, too.