Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 04, 2008
December 03, 2008
December 05, 2008
Transcript:
Poncho: One step closer and I'll DO this carpet! I will! Chazz: Forget it! You're getting a bath! Carmen: Chazz, the carpet's brand new... maybe we should agree to his demands? Chazz: NO! We don't negotiate with terrorists! That's a strict policy! Poncho: My foot's getting tirrrred... I might have to bring it dowwwwnnnn... Carmen: Chazz!! Chazz: Be strong, honey! Think of future generations of carpet! Poncho holds the carpet "hostage" with a loaded muddy foot.
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
If nothing else, Poncho should be pleased to be initiating conflict.
Logicman almost 16 years ago
Mmmmm Hostage negotiation techniques would suggest a SWAT team is nearby …. perhaps a better analogy would be toward an ‘intervention’ – you could get Fish and Pigeon to intervene and explain to Poncho why this behaviour is improper, and get at the deep seated aggression that is really the genesis of his fear of bathing. Or maybe the SWAT team would be better come to think of it … :)
JonD17 almost 16 years ago
Let’s go with the SWAT Team. One swat of a rolled up newspaper into the other hand would make such a sound that Ponch would be right back out in the rain cowering agains Chaz’s leg.
westiewestaz almost 16 years ago
Hmmm - a new carpet. They should have a wipe-your-feet rug at the door.
leslynmoore almost 16 years ago
I have to agree with JonD17. Ponch is such a coward that a SWAT with a wet roll of newspaper would surely send him dashing for cover. He terrorizes them because they let him. But after all this, he really is adorable!!!
weeksfive almost 16 years ago
Let’s see you hold two muddy feet in the air, Ponch.
JonD17 almost 16 years ago
leslienmoore, not actually hit him with it, just the sound of it striking ones own hand is enough. the only time a dog should be hit is when and if it is actually attacking.
Keith Messamer almost 16 years ago
Waterboard Poncho!