Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 20, 2024

he needs a round in basketball first!

Not a raining champion…

He could catch a cold.

One of the oldest golie jokes there is.

That’s my childhood; playing football and rugby in winter in atrocious weather.

What a whiny little wimp.

Catch the first round will make Andy a Happy Camper.

Now the goalie needs to fall down and pretend to be injured. See, I have watched some soccer…

The goalie is too busy being miserable to pay attention to the game!

Oops is right!

Certainly can’t catch it if you spend time complaining, Chalkie. It’s raining on everybody.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!

It might be rain in Hartlepool, but if he were playing in Ireland or Scotland it would only be “a wee mist”!

Andy better watch it with the insults. Chalkie might not be in the mood to pay for the pints.

Andy is right this goalie couldn’t catch a cold…….

Well that punchline was telegraphed.