Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 20, 2024

All pumped up

The gauges look angry.

Looks like secondhand Ghostbuster equipment.

Next step: building Frankenstein’s monster. (Who says he came up with that idea on his own?)

A big lot of hot air.

Modern machinery in ancient times? What?

He knows my ophtalmologist. She also added an extra assistant and charges 200 per hour.

So what can I get you to do for $200? I already have a guy. Said in a Sopranos accent.

Cooking meth, reminds me of Walter White’s lab supplied by Gus

You don´t need all that Wiz, just hang a law diploma on the wall.

Wait until Vivek and Elon, The DOGE Boys, get wind of this…

OMG! Rube Goldberg all over again. . . or the pharmaceutical industry. . .

The Wiz is selling the sizzle from the steak

Rube Goldberg would love this setup.

That mite cover it?

Reminds me of:Hospital Administrator: Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

[Everyone in the room applauds]Hospital Administrator: Thank you, thank you.

Nice one, Wiz! Working smarter, not harder.

I think the one on the right is sentient….

What if the machinery explodes? Will he still get $200 an hour?