Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 17, 2024

Who cut Marty’s hair?

A bowl cut?

Henry will be chiming in soon. Maybe he can explain that haircut. And the awful writing.

Don’t do it, Marty!

Throw the contents of the glass in the jerk’s face!

Serpent: “It’s just one bite Eve. Come on.”

One’s too many; a hundred’s not enough.

To Goshen!

Our former hero bursts through the door, Perm takes a swing at Gil or Gilbot and….sophomoric responses please.

To borrow from the late great Norm MacDonald, I’m starting to think this NoNads guy is a real jerk!

The way Marty sounds when doing broadcasts of games lately, I think he went back out a long time ago.

Is Darby’s shirt encouraging Marty to drink? Does it say, “Do It”? And speaking of doing it, what you should be doing is reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/12/17/marty-contemplates/

So is that Beth or Not Beth? Or Kim Darby? Who the heck knows,

By the Son of the Widowed Mother, Marty left his Masonic Coin at home, tonight.

I now only see this comic when Josh highlights it, and I am always stunned again that THIS is now the art.

how did darby lose her suntan by panal 3 did she see the ghost of meemaw or something ?

henry im not gonna ask you about the death of pikachoo but why did the team have suitcases with them before this game

P1: She holds that bottle like Mary Worth characters hold their cell phones.

in other news you havent seen coach of the year coach kim much because jun jun hit him in the face with a hot spatula for cleaning her tea cup with a old brillo pad

As a recovering alcoholic, I hope Marty does the right thing and says NO. I know it’s just a comic strip, but it would send a positive word to all alcoholics

Big boys don’t cry.

What is Marty sure about? Wrong answers only.

Hey! Somebody mention a trainwreck. If your reading this trainwreck. How about an ice cold Train Wreck Beer. Train Wreck Beer goes down good with any train wreck. Even with now sh!tty comic. Also Train Wreck Beer has been known to go down well while listening to the local the TRACK GAME on the radio.Or even while you all out there are wondering why the writing and artwork is so sh!tty ? So be good to yourself and treat yourself to a ice cold Train Wreck Beer. So grab a can or now 37 cans. In honor Of Team Rebellious. The new count for Team Rebellious is 37 members. Snark Long, Snark Proud!!!!

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So, yesterday Darby had a plain shirt on and today she’s wearing a print. C’mon let’s get at least a semblance of continuity.

Now do a Shane and throw it in his face.

I’m a recovering alcoholic. 12th anniversary last week. So, I’m actually anxious thinking about what will happen to Marty tomorrow… or will basketball season begin?

Well played, Henry, well played!