Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 27, 2024

“I asked them why now, and they something about can’t be forced to testify against each other. Anyway, sounds like it’s going to be one high-dollar shindig!”

What? Not tell me it Yeti the Snowman Gunman.

Ka-Intrigue!!!

It’s that old woman who lives in Bloodcurling Pass.

“Harry and Bernice”? Don’t think I’ve met them before… Well, wishing them all the best!

Yeah, who are Harry and Bernice? Did I miss something?

It also looks to be about time for Harry and Bernice to get a room.

ka-smooch

KA-ENGAGED!

Given what a scumbag Astor was, I wouldn’t exactly call him being murdered bad news. The money being stolen, on the other hand, now that’s bad news.

Let me get this straight. He froze and then he was shot? (in which case, the bullet didn’t kill him.) Or, was he shot and then his “ticker” with the bullet in it froze afterwards? Harry did say it was a frozen corpse, so Astor appears to have been dead before the two of them found him. (They still could have found the money and taken it to fund their wedding and honeymoon.)

So has the platinum blonde survived?

Did he frisk Harry and Bernice yet?

It’s the merriest Christmas for Rip. He got to spend time with the family and and Dan regifted him by keeping the Astor case open.