the man will be getting a heart attack or brain damage in no time
Some places give Santa alcohol.
You’re really in a pickle now
How about pickles and ice cream for Mrs. Claus?? ;-)
Learn to keep food away from Lardo’s maw!!!!
He’ll cut you some slack since he knows who your dad is.
It’ll help cut all that sugar before and after.
takes a lot to resist a good dill pickle
Add some salami and crackers, switch the milk with beer, voila—most popular stop of the night.
Dill or sweet?
Chanukah also starts at sundown tonight, so remember to leave some latkes (potato pancakes) and a schnaps out for sanity clause
is Santa preggers?
How about chicken tenders and a cola?
Maybe leave Santa some cheese, crackers, and a beer.
The son has a little of Adam in him….
Yes, you’d think he gets tired of cookies after the first 8000000 stops.
Food edible Glitter Pickles, I’ve been told, are the new food rage.
Getting cookies everywhere is got to be getting old.
Maybe if Santa were pregnant.
seanfear 1 day ago
the man will be getting a heart attack or brain damage in no time
mccollunsky 1 day ago
Some places give Santa alcohol.
C 1 day ago
You’re really in a pickle now
snsurone76 1 day ago
How about pickles and ice cream for Mrs. Claus?? ;-)
SHIVA 1 day ago
Learn to keep food away from Lardo’s maw!!!!
Macushlalondra 1 day ago
He’ll cut you some slack since he knows who your dad is.
angelolady Premium Member 1 day ago
It’ll help cut all that sugar before and after.
bobpickett1 1 day ago
takes a lot to resist a good dill pickle
arolarson Premium Member 1 day ago
Add some salami and crackers, switch the milk with beer, voila—most popular stop of the night.
royq27 about 22 hours ago
Dill or sweet?
h.v.greenman about 22 hours ago
Chanukah also starts at sundown tonight, so remember to leave some latkes (potato pancakes) and a schnaps out for sanity clause
Kidon Ha-Shomer about 22 hours ago
is Santa preggers?
amaneaux about 21 hours ago
How about chicken tenders and a cola?
ladykat about 21 hours ago
Maybe leave Santa some cheese, crackers, and a beer.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 21 hours ago
The son has a little of Adam in him….
Trond Sätre Premium Member about 21 hours ago
Yes, you’d think he gets tired of cookies after the first 8000000 stops.
crazeekatlady about 20 hours ago
Food edible Glitter Pickles, I’ve been told, are the new food rage.
cuzinron47 about 20 hours ago
Getting cookies everywhere is got to be getting old.
mistercatworks about 11 hours ago
Maybe if Santa were pregnant.