Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for December 26, 2024

Santa should be carbo loading before Christmas Day (if delivering presents around the world isn’t an ultra marathon, what is?)

Load management happens in the bathroom a couple hours later

I hope Santa brought all my fellow Tankers everything they wished for. Happy Holiday to all!

Who would break their back for some milk and cookies?

He’s carbo loading!

C’mon, Mrs Claus. Don’t nag the poor guy; he just got home from a long day of work! Plus, Santa is, like, 1700+ years old, so his diet seems to be working!

So he visited like, a billion houses last night and that’s all he got?

A bunch of oatmeal fig cookies will manage your load.

Brought back home in a box. Happy Boxing Day!