Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 28, 2024

uh … you’re most welcome ….. Andy o_O

RIP, Olivia Hussey. She was adorable in Zefirelli’s masterpiece ROMEO AND JULIET.

Love the suit, Eddie.

Walked right into that.

No need to wonder…

Should know better by now, Eddie.

Good on ya mate.

And he intends to keep on having it.

Capp, you are such a jerk.

No, Jack and me Bookie got it. Thanks for asking.

The life of a loan to Andy is usually pretty long.

“It’s in the bookies.”

Never loan money expecting it back. You are not the bank.

Fast Eddie’s a little slow on the uptake.

And besides, it’s not even Lent yet. Ask me then. (Ha!)

He was wondering if you had another just like it.

“Allow me to rephrase my question.”

It must be early in the morning as he hasn’t spent it in the pub already.

I already loaned it to my bookie, hopefully I’ll win.

A purple suited fool and his money are soon parted.