Get a conveyance that runs on "gas"tropods.
I need to stop for a drink halfway there.
Making fun of my coworkers again.
If gotta crossing a road then forgets it and says your prayers.
You got one shell on backwards, but at least you got the eyes in the right place!
15 feet in two hours, isn’t that a normal speed?
Escargot on the move!
They were notified through snail mail.
Slug-fest auditions ahead: 180 inches to slither
It feels like working over time in the salt mines
Should have started yesterday.
You’ve got to pace yourself for these things. No point setting off too quickly and finding yourself at a standstill inches from the goal…
SHAKEDOWNCITY 1 day ago
Get a conveyance that runs on "gas"tropods.
PoodleGroomer 1 day ago
I need to stop for a drink halfway there.
The Orange Mailman 1 day ago
Making fun of my coworkers again.
Gent 1 day ago
If gotta crossing a road then forgets it and says your prayers.
mommavamp 1 day ago
You got one shell on backwards, but at least you got the eyes in the right place!
DJohnny about 24 hours ago
15 feet in two hours, isn’t that a normal speed?
flemmingo about 24 hours ago
Escargot on the move!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 22 hours ago
They were notified through snail mail.
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 about 21 hours ago
Slug-fest auditions ahead: 180 inches to slither
Zebrastripes about 21 hours ago
It feels like working over time in the salt mines
cuzinron47 about 20 hours ago
Should have started yesterday.
Okefenoke Premium Member about 12 hours ago
You’ve got to pace yourself for these things. No point setting off too quickly and finding yourself at a standstill inches from the goal…