Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 03, 2025

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    Yakety Sax  4 days ago

    It’s A Man’s World; The Women Are Just Here To Fix It

    I’m a man and have two roommates, both also men. One of my roommates buys a huge jar of sauerkraut but can’t get it open. It sits in our kitchen for a while until my sister comes over.

    Sister: “What’s with the jar?”

    Roommate #1: “I’ve been trying to open it, but no matter how hard I try, it stays stuck.”

    Sister: “Oh, is that all? Here’s what you do.”

    She takes the jar, bangs the lid against the counter, and easily unscrews the lid.

    A couple of weeks later, my girlfriend is over and we’re cooking dinner.

    Me: “I wish the cover for this knife fit it better.”

    The blade of the knife meets the handle at a forty-five-degree angle, and the cover is all right angles, leaving a small piece of the blade exposed.

    My girlfriend takes a pair of scissors and cuts a piece off diagonally so the knife fits completely inside the cover.

    A few weeks after that, my roommates and I are having trouble with our front door sticking as we go in and out. We try a number of things but none of them help.

    Roommate #2: “You guys know what we have to do here. Obviously, the solution is to invite over a competent woman and have her solve the issue in two seconds.”

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    PraiseofFolly  4 days ago

    Extra-Strength Lume® might be required. :/

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 4 days ago

    We do that, indeed.

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    cuzinron47  3 days ago

    I’m sure you know someone like that.

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    rockyridge1977  3 days ago

    …..and with a vengeance!!!!!

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    Smeagol  3 days ago

    Lid won’t open. Run the tap until it’s hot then put the jar under it. Obviously keep your hands away from the water. I thought everyone knew that!

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    crazeekatlady  3 days ago

    Chocolate for me.

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