The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 26, 2024

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    194919671982  1 day ago

    “Everybody can’t take their presents back to the North Pole. The mall is the clearing house for the presents and they get them back to Santa so he can find someone who wants it.”

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 1 day ago

    Maybe it’s because Mother Gargoyle’s broom ….. broke down??!!!

    ;-)

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    cracker65  1 day ago

    Return shipping hub son.

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    codycab  1 day ago

    Because the north pole is really far away, of course!

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    dcdete.  1 day ago

    I was under the impression that Santa makes ‘toys’ in his shop. Not socks and ugly Christmas sweaters. Those socks and sweaters you CAN return back to the mall.

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    Anters55  about 22 hours ago

    Because it’s like buying something from Amazon – you just take it to the nearest Staples or Trader Joe’s – it’s a pickup distribution point. You can’t have a long-standing distribution system like Santa’s without knowing what you’re doing.

    Merry Christmas to all!

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    pat sandy creator about 21 hours ago

    Santa is in partnership with the mall…

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    Niko S  about 20 hours ago

    OMG! Returning gifts the day after… are they nuts?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 20 hours ago

    It’s a factory outlet Wilberforce .

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 19 hours ago

    Wilberforce is getting to that age. Brutus had better prepare for the where do babys come from question.

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    fjc007  about 19 hours ago

    The mall collects the returned gifts and forwards them to the North Pole after New Year’s when the elves return from holiday.

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    CorkLock  about 19 hours ago

    Santa needs helpers. You and me. HO HO HO. Exchange your unwanted for JESUS CHRIST’S CHRISTMAS GIFT PLAN – HEAVEN. A free gift. One Size fits all.

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    Chris  about 19 hours ago

    cause they don’t want them and thought someone else might want them for a price. ;)

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    raybarb44  about 19 hours ago

    Saves shipping costs for Santa. It’s all part of the big plan. Nothing for you to worry sbout….,

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 18 hours ago

    A question that has them stumped……..attaboy Wilberforce!

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    s_krumpe  about 17 hours ago

    Santa has an arrangement like Amazon with the UPS Store

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    paullp Premium Member about 17 hours ago

    IF Brutus is thinking quickly today, he can say, “Because, son, just like Amazon, Santa has return locations set up in many different places, just to make the returns easier.”

    Of course, then he has to deal wiith the next question: “But dad, if Santa knows so much about us — all that naughty and nice stuff — why do we have to return things? Why doesn’t he always deliver the perfect gift?”

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    cuzinron47  about 17 hours ago

    Santa is human, he doesn’t always get it right.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 17 hours ago

    “Uh, Santa uses return drop off locations like Amazon. Yeah that’s it.”

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    hooglah  about 17 hours ago

    Like UPS…..they’ll ship it.

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    mindjob  about 15 hours ago

    Why aren’t they returned via reindeer?

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    falcon_370f  about 15 hours ago

    Santa only does the stockings, not the gifts to each other.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 15 hours ago

    Santa is like Amazon and has return counters at several department stores and Whole Foods.

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    olds_cool63  about 13 hours ago

    Stop lying to the kid about Satan Claus! Sheesh!

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 11 hours ago

    Santa is getting me a new car that I have to pay for. A relative is getting me a discount. My current car is nice, but my lease is running out, so I hope I can turn it in a few months early. Otherwise I have to put air in the tires. (Sort of a joke, but the tires are a bit low.)

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    Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member about 10 hours ago

    Santa has an agreement with them.

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    Strawberry King  about 9 hours ago

    Some of the things broke. That’s what happened to my Creepy Crawlers oven. It broke before I even got to use it.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 6 hours ago

    The mall has a way to contact Santa and let him know when they have items people have returned. He then goes to the malls across the world and picks them up. That process takes awhile.

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    rhpii  about 6 hours ago

    Santa moved his workshop to China about 20 years ago.

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