Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for January 02, 2025

Jan starting Jan in a bad spot.

Plead the fifth amendment.

You were hoping I had donuts?

I’ve heard that it’s not necessarily wise to say why you think you were stopped. [Is it because it might add (another charge) to the reason why you pulled over? as in “Anything you say may be charged against you.”]

Jan needs to let Carl be her chauffer.

Jan was pulled over for going the speed limit.

You NEVER answer that question because in doing so, you are confessing to the crime.

We might be looking at this the wrong way. Maybe this could be a new boyfriend for Jan. It worked for Val in Stone Soup!

Maybe this is the time they take away her license for good, finally making the roads safer for everyone.

Traffic cop: Let me see your license.

Cheech: It’s on the back of the car!

hmm, well its the beginning of the month, getting an early start on your quota?

I see Ma’am, you are a member of our “Frequent flyer’s club”.