Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 30, 2024

Fatal guf"flaw".

It doesn’t look like he laughed his a$$ off.

- Say, what’s that bunch of blue stuff doin’ here in Heaven?

- Oh. That’s from Marge Simpson; Her hair’s di(y)ed…

He found out his ex went to Hell.

Well he sure hads the last laugh and he who laugh last laugh the loudest.

Too bad this joke didn’t make it into Beetlejuice.

So there are annoyances in Heaven. Are you folks sure it’s Heaven? Only time will tell.

When you ask for a taste of your own medicine, a good dose of laughter isn’t always a cure.

Lawrence, Oscar and Leonard from Loose Parts took care of his services.

HA!-llelujah.

If he’s annoyed by laughter he’s in the wrong place.

So the happiest guy in Heaven should be Nelson Rockefeller.

could be worse, he could have died passing gas

Your mom told you your face would freeze like that.

Levity lifted him higher and higher.