Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 09, 2025

The fish may be in a cafe but is in danger of getting drunk.

What’s the fish’s problem, anyway?

Looks like we’re having blackened fish for dinner.

Is there something wrong with your hearing, boy?

This is not going to help with Poncho’s karma.

And speaking of karma, what did the fish do to earn this?

Bring on the IronFish suit! He has no options!

I think he does worse things to others when he tries acting nice towards them!

So an Americano coffee is an expresso, extra watery, with a fish in it? Fishy coffee.. figures.

Is it just me, or can you hear the Jaws theme starting?

Horrible. Hate the sadistic fish thread.

Ahhhh, poor Fish, we knew him!

Come on. This is abuse. What if some kid reads it and thinks it’s OK to dump coffee into their fish tank?

And hot liquid freezes faster than cold, so the fish is doomed on the walk home!

Breathing espresso can’t be good for you.

omg that poor thing is going to start doing some Dolphin tricks