Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 04, 2009

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    cdward  over 15 years ago

    “Any blood or broken bones?” comes to mind.

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    kirbey  over 15 years ago

    so true !

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    i remember hearing —you boys take it outside.. i just cleaned the kitchen floor, i don’t want any blood on it.

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    dicatduke  over 15 years ago

    and people wonder why those of us who have children are a little off center? our children drive us insane!

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    People keep saying those things to me and I am an adult.

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    Smiley Rmom  over 15 years ago

    “Toads do NOT go in the microwave! And, no, you do NOT get credit for unauthorized science experiments.”

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    RRAmom

    i guess it is a good thing we didn’t have a microwave when i was a kid

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    Smiley Rmom  over 15 years ago

    bald I’m sure MY mom didn’t say that one! (Which explains why I never imagined myself saying it.)

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    r.dauphinee  over 15 years ago

    And then there’s the dreaded “Don’t make me come in there!”

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    ewennick  over 15 years ago

    “Wait! Wait! Don’t pee on that!”

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