Eerk! Being a waiter is really tough! –Yeah, that’s it: “I’m afraid I’m really tough, Sir! I’d recommend the pork tenderloins instead! They taste quite like ‘Long Pig,’ you know!”
gay cannibal makes the late evening news, but first some medical news from our resident witch doctor.
Tom hadn’t expected this when he took the job…
A zinfandel would be a better choice.
annie green springs was always in my fridge back in the day
don’t forget the fava beans!
I’m sorry sir, I’m not on the menu. Perhaps you’d like our Chef? I hear he’s special.
Sir, the average cooking time for freshly stewed waiter is 12 hours however we do have freshly prepared Prime Rib on the menu available NOW.
Would you like fries, mashed, or baked potato with that??
I’ll have an order of chile con hombre, please.
October 30, 2015
Sisyphos about 15 years ago
Eerk! Being a waiter is really tough! –Yeah, that’s it: “I’m afraid I’m really tough, Sir! I’d recommend the pork tenderloins instead! They taste quite like ‘Long Pig,’ you know!”
ladywolf17 about 15 years ago
gay cannibal makes the late evening news, but first some medical news from our resident witch doctor.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Tom hadn’t expected this when he took the job…
cleokaya about 15 years ago
A zinfandel would be a better choice.
bald about 15 years ago
annie green springs was always in my fridge back in the day
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
don’t forget the fava beans!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
I’m sorry sir, I’m not on the menu. Perhaps you’d like our Chef? I hear he’s special.
greeneyedtxn about 15 years ago
Sir, the average cooking time for freshly stewed waiter is 12 hours however we do have freshly prepared Prime Rib on the menu available NOW.
gossamer49 about 15 years ago
Would you like fries, mashed, or baked potato with that??
runar about 15 years ago
I’ll have an order of chile con hombre, please.